Guest Post: Horseshowing, Bravo Edition

Many of you likely remember Holly of HeyHeyHolls fame, and I have good news for you. She’s back! I managed to coerce her into a visit to me and Frankie (I bribed her with wine and pony rides, it worked like a charm), and then managed to coerce her into a guest post. Y’all should absolutely go add her new site Marescara to your feed as she forays into eventing with her new lease.

Without further ado, I present: horse shows, as told by toddlers in tiaras and a couple of real housewives.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Stemming from a running conversation Olivia and I have been having, I decided it was more than time to just turn this into a post. Consequently, I present to you…

When I have to put my horse on a diet because he keeps taking his grazing muzzle off

I guess I’ll go braid and clip my fat horse for this show

Getting ready to show and realizing I have no idea what I’m doing

The real reason I horse show

Image result for real housewives gif

So I try to ask for nice dressage work during our test and instead I get

After dressage, I go to get my horse out of his stall and instead, he’s laying down

But then my horse realizes it’s time to go run cross-country

I ask for a distance and my horse blatantly ignores me

My trainer and barnmates watching my rounds

Image result for toddlers and tiaras gif

If you cut me off in the warm up and don’t apologize

First jump, check. Second jump is… where?

Image result for real housewives gif

My trainer when I pick and pull and fidget to the base, AGAIN

Image result for real housewives gif

My horse when I pick and pull and fidget to the base, AGAIN

realhousewife.gif

Come out of the ring and didn’t fall off or go off course!

Image result for real housewives gif

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And just because I think this is hysterical, here’s Holly making Frankie look like a giant. Or maybe Frankie just makes Holly look like a child. Or maybe it’s a little bit of both. Either way:

IMG_0889.jpg
Good Francis

Make sure you chime in to Marescara for more fun posts from Holly!

Advertisements