Houston We Have Liftoff

Of all the rides I’ve had on Frankie, this is the one that I truly wish we had video of. Not because it was a paragon of correctness and grace. Not because it highlighted all of our natural strengths.

No. I want video for the pure comedy gold.

Our exercise this past week has been a series of trot-in one-strides, inspired by an exercise Joe Fargis has recommended in the past. It was set as so:

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OMG we haven’t had a powerpoint course diagram in 5ever right?!

The full exercise was simply weaving across the ring from A to B to C to D. The first jump in each was always a crossrail, but the second jump went progressively higher. Seems very simple and straightforward, right? Right. It actually is a very straightforward exercise.

But here’s the cool part about it: since everything is trotting in, your horse cannot rely on speed to make it out over the second jump. The striding is set fairly short, so speed actively makes it more difficult (and cheating to allow more space by getting crooked was Not Allowed). The only way to make it out is to power off the hind end.

So yeah, we were basically doing super-sets of squats with our horses with this exercise.

The first time we did this earlier in the week, we ended up putting the back jumps up to roughly 3’ish to encourage a bigger effort, then backing the height back down to make sure we were still able to stay super straight and careful even at lower heights. It was a great way to work on strength for our horses and correctness of position and placement for us riders.

We’re not at the comedy part yet.

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Unrelated he’s just a camera ham

The second time we did this was during a lesson I had with our juniors. It started out similarly – working to keep Frankie straight through a combination of leg and opening rein as needed, staying out of his way when he wanted to stretch over the oxers, overall building on what we had done previously.

But you know what the juniors do? They jump big.

So Trainer jacks the back jumps up to whatever height (3’6″? more? no clue but it looked real big) and has us go again. Quick reminder that I haven’t jumped that height in a super long time but I was thinking not a big deal, I know my horse and he’s a pretty smooth ride and I definitely haven’t forgotten everything about how to jump bigger.

Turns out that I’m really quite comfortable getting to bigger jumps at speed.

What do you get when you take away that speed, add extreme power in the hind end, and jack the oxer up real big?

HOUSTON, YOU GET LIFTOFF.

I swear zero part of me was making any sort of contact with Frankie. I was completely airborne. He went up, I went up with him, and then I KEPT GOING UP. Launched into the stratosphere. The air started getting thinner. I had time to reflect on all the choices that had carried me into the rafters.

I somehow managed to land on top of my horse as he calmly and quietly cantered away. AND PROCEEDED TO DO THIS 5 MORE TIMES.

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“Mahm. Suck less.”

On the plus side, I very much stayed out of his way so he was never punished for putting in such a powerful effort. On the other side, the reason I stayed out of his way was because I was nowhere near him. There was a solid 6″ of air between me and my saddle.

Trainer was cracking up laughing, I was cracking up laughing (while desperately trying to keep my stirrups), and Frankie was boppin’ around wondering what was so funny.

From the way it felt and the way Trainer described it, Francis basically gave us a really incredible hunter-style jump. You know the kind you see in a derby, where the horse is not moving quickly and then they just LAUNCH super powerfully over the big jump. And then they land back in the same quiet rhythm. It’s why I don’t get annoyed at the big hunter riders for having less-than-perfect equitation – that type of explosive jump out of that quieter pace is BONKERS difficult to stay with.

And now I have first hand experience of this and no thank you I have zero aspirations to do any big hunter classes ever in my life good lord that is INSANE.

I hit the gym with our new barn manager (who I’m slightly obsessed with HI COLLEEN I KNOW YOU’RE READING THIS YOU’RE/WE’RE INCREDIBLE) a few hours later because wow ok Francis if you’re going to work that hard I gotta step up my game to match.

Next time I’m bringing a hang glider to assist in my return to earth.

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LITERALLY HOW ARE YOU SO SWEET AND PERFECT ALL THE TIME

8 thoughts on “Houston We Have Liftoff

  1. Austen 12/16/2019 / 12:29 pm

    Omg I’m DYING šŸ˜‚ Honestly, I love watching those big hunter classes. It’s honestly amazing to see those horses just up and over like NBD. Piggy has a hell of a bascule to his jump, and I always found it hard to stick, too! The only thing I giggle at with hunter riders is their propensity to fall off at actually nothing related to the jump. Lol. Like the horse blinks real hard, or stumbles a bit, or turns as expected. I can’t help it. Those seemingly silly falls send me into fits of laughter every time. šŸ˜ Commiseration laughter, to be sure. šŸ™Š

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    • hellomylivia 12/16/2019 / 12:33 pm

      Hahaha I was almost one of those people, I swear I thought I was going to plop off the side through the end of the ring! Complete with total giggle fits the entire time

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  2. Bette 12/16/2019 / 12:38 pm

    Lol!!! Chimi has done this to me in the past and it really is hella hard to stay with!!! If you figure out how to attach a hang glider to your back let me know šŸ˜‰

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  3. Stacie Seidman 12/16/2019 / 3:59 pm

    I’m also really sad there is no video. I know EXACTLY what you’re talking about though! (Not from Eros, homeboy doesn’t do overexertion) but from past experience. Sounds like Franky is going GREAT though!
    I like this exercise, maybe this spring I’ll set that up at home.

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    • hellomylivia 12/17/2019 / 7:55 am

      It’s super simple to set and easy to ride, but a fantastic workout for the ponies! It’s also awesome as poles for flatwork. I’m a new ENORMOUS fan of this setup, I hope you give it a go once it thaws out!

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  4. Stephen Carr 02/25/2020 / 10:42 pm

    This might be my favorite post in a VERY long time. Thank you!!

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